Me vs Slothilda

Hello all, hope everyone is doing good and are safe. As I was searching images for my next post, I stumbled across this funny sticker pack – Slothilda. It is a funny animated character (a sloth), that I find amusing. Most of the images are very relatable and hence, here am I with a new post comparing my self with the sloth. I’ve come up with a list of things, that most of us and Slothilda can find in common. Hope you would enjoy it! Ride along..!

The Research

This is me every night, researching what is making me stay awake. Finally, I came to know that, the research is the only thing that is making me stay awake. Gotta stop the research and sleep soon..! πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

Zero Productivity

“Whoo…! I’m full of energy today, gonna focus and complete all my works as soon as possible. But before that, let me check my WordPress stats.” (Suddenly realizes 3 hours have already gone). Productivity – 0. ☹️

Somebody ban Mondays please!

This is me, not realising that weekend is already over and suddenly Monday hits me hard out of nowhere.

The punishment

Do you know the punishment that I get for using the phone when I’m sleepy as hell? The phone lands on my face and I’ll be like, what the heck did just happen? Someone punched me on my nose? (Starts doing some random martial arts) πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Tummy calls

Its 2am, you hear some noise, you think that some thief has entered the house and you find that the sound is coming from the kitchen. You turn on the lights! πŸ‘» Peace be unto you, its not the thief, it’s just me, trying to get some food in the dark.

Tlinggggg 🎡

My phone, it actually knows the exact moment when I would sleep. And when I’m about to sleep… “Tlinggggggg” and I check the notification “50% off on pillows!! Sale ends in 2hrs”. Screw you Amazon! πŸ‘Ώ
Pro tip for inner peace: Turn off Wifi/Mobile data before sleeping.

Deciding to sleep but this notification insomnia will never let you to sleep!

Flying in the air

This is exactly me, when you like and comment on this post πŸ’œπŸ˜

Exactly!

Thank you πŸ’œ

Finally, I thank you all for travelling with me throughout this post. You all are the ones that motivate us to write more and more. Thank you for being appreciative. Sending hearts to you all. Stay safe! πŸ’œ

Also, check our motivational articles here and our poems here. Thanks for stopping by!

Offshore Writings

Published by Samuel Lawrentz

I'm an author, poet at OffshoreWritings.com. I'm also a frontend developer and a musician. 😊

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