When does your heart beat fast? (Humor)

We all have come across situations where our heart was faster than Usain Bolt. No one can deny it. I’ve come across many. This post covers only a few of them. If you have come across any situations like this. Do leave a comment below.

The midnight baby

It’s 2 in the midnight and you are sleeping on your couch. You hear the baby cry, you wake up and see the time. It is 2.03 AM. After a few seconds, you realize that there is no baby in your home. It’s just you and your dog. You can feel your heart pounding. Drink some water, please.

The midnight baby - humor

The unrecoverable message

You send a wrong message to a wrong group/person. Imagine sending this on your family group “Baby come over! No one’s home”. And then you see it’s your family group. You are lucky no one has read that message yet. So you act in the speed of light to delete that message. In a hurry, you give “Delete for me” instead of “Delete for everyone”. The whole next week is going to be fun I suppose. Your baby can never come over after that 😉

The unrecoverable message - Shock reaction

That crush

When your crush texts you “Hello”. Your heart accelerates and keeps on accelerating. You begin to imagine a wonderful life with them and forget to text back.

Dreaming about crush

The Missed calls

8 Missed calls from your Boss – Guess who’s gonna be fired soon? You 🙂

Boss is firing you!

The missing object

You come out of your house, first, you touch your shirt pocket, then your left side pant pocket, then your right, then your back pockets. Now your heart beats at 120bpm thinking that you lost your phone. But you know what? The phone would be right in your hand.

Searching for phone

When Tiffin box appears

You completed your assignment by staying late up until 4 in the morning. The next day, you put your hand inside your bag and could find only your tiffin box coming out. Forgetting assignments during college and school days are horrible.

Surprise as your tiffin appears

Turning OFF something you shouldn’t

This is a bit technical any tech people here could feel your heartbeat faster as you read this. You turn OFF the production server instead of logging out of it. May God put words in your mouth to convince your boss.

Turning of production server

The un-disconnected call

You start trashing your boss/professor thinking that they have hung up the call. You unlock your screen to find out that they are still on the call, listening to your precious words. 

Sad surprise

Hey thanks for reading fully. For more funny articles click here and for some crispy poems click here. Stay tuned for more!

Offshore Writings

Published by Samuel Lawrentz

I'm an author, poet at OffshoreWritings.com. I'm also a frontend developer and a musician. 😊

73 thoughts on “When does your heart beat fast? (Humor)

      1. Haha agreed! Our hearts beats really fast when we see their texts..

        Even before we click the send button, we would be thinking what their reply would be..! It is so much fun and gives lot of excitement.. 😄

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  1. Playing catch with your co-worker, then he goes out to pee.

    After a while you hear someone coming, throw the ball and scream “catch”

    The ball hits the approaching figure in the face and drops to the floor.

    As the figure steps into the light, you discover it’s your boss

    Last day at the office.

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    1. Rofl.. 😂😂 gosh!! I’m never gonna play catch with my coworker again.. 😂

      Reading your comment made my heart beat faster.. 💯💯😂

      Lesson learnt – Never throw a ball or anything at someone who is in the dark. 😂😂

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